Mike? It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite?

Daddy, what's a morphadite?

That's when you have too much of one and not enough of neither.

I couldnt find Archie's "Statue of Liberty" quote. Went something like: "Gimme your poor, your tired, your deadbeats...."

Do you know it ?

Hi Scott,

I found the full version on imdb.com:

That ain't the American Way, buddy. No, siree. Listen here, professor. You're the one who need an American History lesson. You don't know nothin' about Lady Liberty standin' there in the harbor, with her torch on high screamin' out to all the nations in the world: "Send me your poor, your deadbeats, your filthy." And all the nations send 'em in here, they come swarming in like ants. Your Spanish P.R.'s from the Caribboin, your Japs, your Chinamen, your Krauts and your Hebes and your English fags. All of 'em come in here and they're all free to live in their own separate sections where they feel safe. And they'll bust your head if you go in there. *That's* what makes America great, buddy.

I just saw the episode the other day where Archie is giving the eulogy at Stretch Cunningham's funeral. Unbeknownst to Archie, it's a Jewish funeral. In his eulogy he says, "Jesus was a Jew until his Dad said, 'There'll be no more of that'."

"Meathead, you can't eat your turkey all at the same time. It might go right to your heart and give you corneal trombosis."

"assault with batteries"

"Capitol punishment is a well known detergent to crime."

Thanks, John! That's one of my early favorites. I have it on the "Sayings" Page.

What did Archie say the get Edith to stop talking. Was it, "Siffle it?"

Trying to get this for my mother-in-law and I believe she is working on a crossword puzzle.

It was "stifle yourself!"

Under Religion:
"God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God!"

"And God took the rib from Adam to make the woman, Eve.....a cheaper cut"

Under Sex:
On the subject of men and women doctors:
"Wahhddya want, some nervous dame foostering around in there? She's lible to cut the wrong string and the poor guy's keester would fall off"

GREAT site!
You listed minororities, superiorority, and funerereal, but you may have missed priororities, as in Archie's "We're gonna have to set some priororities."

[or was is "priorororities"?]


Thanks, Steve! I already have it on the "Various Subjects" Page as:

"Rules and regulations and priororities."

Dancing is just a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.