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Vic Fresolone (
Date:11/6/2017 11:44:11 AM
Subject:Hijacking Plans to Cuba

To resolve the problem, Archie told Meathead that all passengers on the planes should be given guns. That would stop hijackings to Cuba.
When listening to the attorney General of Texas, he sounded like Archie Bunker. The AG liked the fact that "guns stopped guns," at the Texas church shooting this weekend. If Archie were there, he'd suggest that all church goes be given guns.


Nick Becker (
Date:2/7/2017 6:06:43 PM
Subject:Looking for a specific quote

Somewhere in the episode where Mike and Gloria were moving to California. He called it the land of fruits and nuts. So true today.


Jay Lane (
Date:1/30/2017 12:16:59 PM

I remember something Archie said, but I think it may have been from the spinoff "Archie Bunker's Place." It was something like this... "Sometimes, you gotta put the constitution to one side and do what you're told." Wish I could find a clip of this somewhere!


John E. Cline (
Date:5/11/2016 10:18:20 AM
Subject:Missing Quote

"A new high in lowness"


amber (
Date:4/16/2016 6:16:55 PM
Subject:Hookeries and massageries

im trying to find out what episode this was. Can you help? ive been looking all day!! Also, the first book of Generous. Please help!

I'm sorry, I don't know which episodes those came from. The full quotes are:

"The hookeries and massageries...the whole world is turning into a regular Sodom and Glaucamorra."

"The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous.


Hugh McQuillan (
Date:7/30/2015 2:53:16 PM
Subject:you forgot my favorite" Archie-ism"

When Edith an Gloria tell Archie the wanna get a gazebo, his reply, "Gazebo?! What are ya gonna feed it?!"


Caroline Barclay (
Date:4/30/2015 8:55:42 PM
Subject:Looking For A Specific Quote

Does anyone remember the exact wording Archie uses for the saying, "In vino veritas", ("In wine there is truth.")?
I believe it was something like, "In vinyl vareedas, dere".
Can you help?
Thank you!

Yes, it was in the episode "Gloria Suspects Mike" and Archie said "'In vinyl veritas' as the ancient Jews was always saying."


Haggy (
Date:2/26/2015 6:28:54 PM
Subject:These don't make sense

"Ya don't have to soft soap me." Aside from "Ya," it's a legitimate expression. He probably meant "soft-soap" because "soft soap" (in the sense of flattery) is a noun.

"I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York." "Smelting" is obviously wrong, and Archie isn't likely to know when to use "everyday" and when to use "every day," but you can't tell he made that mistake by listening to him.


b grove (
Date:5/16/2014 11:47:06 AM
Subject:another one

From the aluminum siding episode, I like--
"does a rabbit like another rabbit?"


Mary (
Date:5/10/2014 9:44:24 PM
Subject:Another saying of Archie I did not see here

" the worm is on the other foot!"

(The worm has turned. The shoe is on the other foot.)


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