Thank you for your marvelous All in the Family quotes particularly the many Archie Bunkerisms. Mom (God rest her soul) and I always adored the way he'd attempt to quote the Bible and wind up with something hilarious. The one about "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone" has been a personal favorite of mine and I recently submitted it to IMDb.com (I wish I knew the episode) for updates. Thank you!
Adam and Eve, they had it pretty good up there in the Garden of Eden. Then one day, against direct orders, Eve made Adam eat that apple. God got sore, told them "Get your clothes on and get the Hell outta here!"
Men earn more than women because they are worth more. Irene Lorenzo--"Archie, have you been reading Playboy?" No, Irene, the Bible. And in the Bible it says "God made man in his own image. He made woman after him...from a rib...cheaper cut."