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John Rice (
Date:2/10/2010 3:04:34 PM
Subject:Archie comments on how Meathead eats

"Meathead, you can't eat your turkey all at the same time. It might go right to your heart and give you corneal trombosis."


Hugh Lyon Sack (
Date:1/26/2010 6:04:43 PM
Subject:A new one

"assault with batteries"


John (
Date:1/24/2010 8:57:08 AM
Subject:An Archie quote

"Capitol punishment is a well known detergent to crime."

Thanks, John! That's one of my early favorites. I have it on the "Sayings" Page.


Alan Woll (
Date:10/19/2009 9:21:05 PM
Subject:Edith and Archie

What did Archie say the get Edith to stop talking. Was it, "Siffle it?"

Trying to get this for my mother-in-law and I believe she is working on a crossword puzzle.

It was "stifle yourself!"


Joe (
Date:10/15/2009 5:13:53 AM
Subject:More quotes for you

Under Religion:
"God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God!"

"And God took the rib from Adam to make the woman, Eve.....a cheaper cut"

Under Sex:
On the subject of men and women doctors:
"Wahhddya want, some nervous dame foostering around in there? She's lible to cut the wrong string and the poor guy's keester would fall off"


Steve (
Date:9/6/2009 2:39:43 PM
Subject:Better set your priorororities

GREAT site!
You listed minororities, superiorority, and funerereal, but you may have missed priororities, as in Archie's "We're gonna have to set some priororities."

[or was is "priorororities"?]

Thanks, Steve! I already have it on the "Various Subjects" Page as:

"Rules and regulations and priororities."


Kevin (
Date:7/6/2009 7:03:54 AM
Subject:another Archie Quote

Dancing is just a vertical expression of a horizontal intention.


Michelle (
Date:6/17/2009 12:00:10 PM
Subject:Looking for a specific quote

I am looking for the episode where Edith makes dinner for St Patricks day against doctor's orders. At the end of the episode he sits with her on the bed and basically complains about having to suffer for her being so good. I'm looking for that quote specifically. Thanks!


M. H. Griff (@
Date:6/14/2009 9:08:15 PM

Thank you for creating Archie!!! The show is a classic and people will be watching it for many years to come (including me....)


Eric Koenig (
Date:6/13/2009 12:08:22 PM
Subject:Quotes on Religion

Thank you for your marvelous All in the Family quotes particularly the many Archie Bunkerisms. Mom (God rest her soul) and I always adored the way he'd attempt to quote the Bible and wind up with something hilarious. The one about "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone" has been a personal favorite of mine and I recently submitted it to (I wish I knew the episode) for updates. Thank you!


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