I just saw the episode the other day where Archie is giving the eulogy at Stretch Cunningham's funeral. Unbeknownst to Archie, it's a Jewish funeral. In his eulogy he says, "Jesus was a Jew until his Dad said, 'There'll be no more of that'."
I am looking for the episode where Edith makes dinner for St Patricks day against doctor's orders. At the end of the episode he sits with her on the bed and basically complains about having to suffer for her being so good. I'm looking for that quote specifically. Thanks!