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MichaelPasha (
Date:10/14/2011 9:14:37 PM
Subject:Hare Krsna

As I listen to it, Archie actuallyt calls them "Hairy Christians". He complains of their burning "incest" all over the place!


Walt Shorts (
Date:10/10/2011 7:38:11 PM
Subject:Another mangled word...

I don't think I saw this one on your site: Archie meant to say "pecadilloes"; instead he said "Pickle Dilloes"


Joe (
Date:7/23/2011 2:52:41 PM
Subject:Archie %26 Gloria on electric company(?)

There's an episode where the power goes out, or something of that nature %26 Archie turns to Gloria and says "Let's hear it for (Com Ed)little goil..", and the both of them gesture as if pulling down on semi-truck horn while making 'rasberry' sound. I would love to post this vid on FB, since my power has now gone out 3 times in a month. Please advise. Thank yous.


mike (
Date:6/30/2011 9:24:39 PM

don't nobody move we're gonna start this whole transfaction (transaction) over again.


cedric rice (
Date:6/24/2011 8:37:03 PM
Subject:Archie Bunker Quotes

this site is an excellent idea...keep up the good work...


fred Hunt (
Date:6/18/2011 1:24:27 PM
Subject:Religious Quotes

Mike "But Archie, Jesus was a Jew"
Archie "Yeah, but just on his mother's side'


Fast Buck Freddy (
Date:6/14/2011 9:09:37 PM
Subject:Good old Archie

Fortunately for me and I am sure many others we get to watch All in the Family reruns on DTV. I was in my late teens when this sitcom was on TV and it was great then. I believe that Archie said what a lot of people in the early 70's thought. Sometimes I could not believe some of the things he would say and it was not nailed by the sensors. Archie skated on thin ice and hgot away with it. Anyway watching the show some 40 years later it still make me laugh. Thanks Archie great job.


Valerie (
Date:4/17/2011 7:59:09 PM
Subject:Another funny quote

When Archie was checking into the hospital the nurse Theresa was checking him in. She asked what his insurance company was. Archie: Fideltie. Theresa: What? Archie:Fideltie! Fideltie! Theresa: You mean Fidelity?


David Smith (
Date:4/13/2011 10:31:31 PM
Subject:Archie Bunkerisms

I've been collecting these for years! Here are a few you might add:
Edith was trying to get Archie to drive the church bus and told him he'd get a free meal. Archie said, "Oh, big deal, I can get one of them down at the Salavation Army".

Archie told Edith that when he dies he didn't want that Reverend Fletcher saying his last urology.

Birds gotta fly, fish gotta fry.

I figured we'd do the whole room over and put in some of that stimulated wood paneling.

Italian food causes garlic stones.

It says in the bible that a witness shall not bare falsies against thy neighbor.

Explaining cremation, you know they keep the ashes on the mantle in one of them silver urinals.


Gayle (
Date:4/13/2011 5:34:39 PM
Subject:didn't Archie say?...

something like: "you are a person of very little quality"? what was the actual quote and what was the context?


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